100 Facts About Me

1. I hate when boys flip their Justin Bieber hair.

2. The color red makes me wanna throw up.

3. I can’t sleep without a blanket…even if it is the hottest day ever.

4.When i go to sleep, i take a running start so monsters won’t grab my foot while I’m getting to bed.

5. I twitch a lot.

6. I have the manliest laugh you will ever hear from a girl…and I’m proud of it!

7. I am LAZY.

8.  I’m the girl who threw the waterbottle at Justin Bieber…JK I wish..

9. Everyone thinks Robert Pattinson is hot….i think he looks like a fish.

10. I am vegetarian.

11. I pet a groundhog when i was in my backyard once.

12. I’m always the one who bad things happen to.

13. I haven’t used my locker once this year..thats what friends are for..jk but seriously.

14. I am a night owl.

15. I creep people out for fun sometimes.

16. I feel like a fish out of water everywhere I go.

17. People think I am special (am not).

18. I’m smarter than i seem..i’m just lazy.

19. I only like going to the beach when its cloudy.

20. I have never broken a bone.

21. I run away from the toilet after i flush it.

22. I can’t do a cartwheel.

23. I have the smallest feet out of all my friends.

24. I talk to old people a lot.

25.  I trip on air…on myself…on other people…on rocks…you get the point

26. I’m not alowed inside of See’s candy…(long story)

I BET AT THIS POINT YOU ALL THINK I AM MENTALLY CHALLENGED….

27. I throw up if i eat breakfast.

28. If i don’t like someone i make it known.

29. At first i come across as either a bitch or really quite…HAHA

30. I eat everyones food..but i never eat my own.

31. My teacher told me i look good in a helmet -_-

32. I always feel like people are putting me down.

33. I hate when people think i’m stupid.

34. Half  the boys I know are gay…they just don’t know yet..

35. I LOVE GAY PEOPLE.

36. I hate when people make fun of GAYS, SPECIAL PEOPLE, OLD PEOPLE OR ANIMALS.

37. All my guy friends are gay.

38. I am not gay..

39. I love to sing.

40. I can only write really well if it is an asignment.

41. I believe in God, but i don’t have a Religion i 100% agree with (although i am Catholic)

42.  I can’t play soccer for my life.

43. I am not the person you would want to ask to dance with…trust me.

CONTINUED.

44.  I hate when guys talk about COD, Black Ops or any of that stuff…Its annoying.

45. I tie my shoes the kindergardener way.

46. I have a super duper annoying 9 year old sister and a 5 year old one too.

47.  I’m scared of those creeps who dress as Characters in disneyland.

48. I think Chuck E. Cheese is the scariest rat ever…i hate it there.

49. I hate when people who talk about football 24/7.

50. I have been peed on by every chiuaua i have carried.

51. I hate when teachers call on me in class when I’m not listening.

52. I have a teacher whom i always feel like offering chapstick to.

53. I’m always the last one to go to sleep at sleepovers.

54. I can’t go to the restroom at other peoples houses.

55. I know like 10 gingers.

56. I think its funny when people say gingers have no soul. and they get all mad.

57. I love gingers.

58. I hate how asians are always smarter than me.

59. I have an asian friend who fits all the stareotypes about asians.

YOU GUYS PROBABLY THINK I’M RACIST…I’M NOT.

60. I am Mexican, Hawiiiian and obviously American.

61. My name means beautiful rose….wow mom…thats all i gotta say.

62. I ramble and get off topic a lot!

63. I sometimes wish someone in this world was just like me.

64.  I hate P.E.

65. I’m actually GOOD at football.

66. GLEE is the bestest show in the history of the world.

67.  I HATE lollipops.

68. I’m afraid to let the microwave go to 0 when I’m heating something up.

69. I always catch myself singing into fans (HEY LOOK 69!!!)

70 ^ that was very inapropriate.

71. I have tiny hands.

72. I am possibly the clumsiest person in the world.

73. I’ve been stuck in an elevator for 15 minutes with my friend before we noticed we never pushed the button.

74. I always get lost at COSTCO.

75. I like how they have samples of everything at COSTCO (even though we already know what a waffle tastes like)

76. I hate when people drive with their feet on the sides of the car..

77. I always manage to faceplant when playing soccer.

78. My teeth are perfect. NO braces. No cavities. No crookedness.

79. I floss 5 times a day.

80. I brush 4 times a day.

81. I LOVE BRUNO MARSSS.

82. I am probably the loudest laugher in the world.

83. I have been in a chocolate coma before.

84. I love going to Ralphs and riding in the handicap wheelchair thingys.

85. I always get my shirts caught in my locker.

86. I am addicted to fruit.

87. I am searching for the perfect apple.

88. I hate bananas.

89. I can’t spell bananas unless i sing the song by Gwen Stefani.

90. I can’t snap.

91. I can never look at a guys hair without thinking of Justin BEiber.

92. Black makes me look fat instead of skinny.

93. I am secretly the smartest person in the world.

94. Glitter makes me think of Ke$ha.

95. I live 10 second from the beach..yet i haven”t been to it since September.

96. The squre root of 69 is 8 some…(GET IT?) well..if drake weren’t so lazy he’d know it was 8.306623862918
07485258426274
49074920102322
14248955655779
43218836903758
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67398508232357
050.

97. I invented whipping my hair back and forth….stupid willow smitth….i should sue her.

98. I think we should trade instead of using moneyy..iT’d b easier.

99. I bet people in 1970′s or something thought there would be flying cars…All we have now are rubberbands in the shape of animals, diapers for adults, backwards robes (snuggies), pillows made of pets, and autotune.

100. I don’t think anyone cares about the last 99 things i just posted

(:

 


3 Responses to “100 Facts About Me”

  1. If it makes you feel any better, I fall UP stairs more than I fall down them!
    Tee hee. I like to creep my sister out. Just because it’s so easy to. I walk quiet anyway, so sneaking up on her is a synch. Not that she’d hear a bull running to her in a china shop. But it’s always fun to sneak up behind her and scream BOO! She jumps 90% of the time. Makes my day.
    I think I have something wrong with me. It’s almost impossible for me to actually focus on something that isn’t about me for more than 5 seconds. I’m not kidding. Um… that was supposed to relate to something you said here, but I forgot what it was…
    I can’t eat breakfast either! I can’t really nauseas and it ruins my whole day.
    I’m going to stop now because I almost just started a long rant about… wait- grrr. I forgot. Oh now I remember! Sometimes I come off as a complete ditz. *cough* because that wasn’t apparent already *cough*. I cleaned off my desk today and found my Algebra textbook. It took me a moment to remember I’m taking Algebra this year. hahahahaha.

  2. Haha. I also find Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson repulsive.

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